Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

William Porter:
We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.

Eli Porter:
Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this.

Joshua:
what happened to my father? Back in Gatlin what did you do to him?

Eli Porter:
Made sure he'd never hurt you again.

Eli Porter:
Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.

William Porter:
Eli!

Eli Porter:
Let the harvest begin!

Eli Porter:
With age comes blindness but we who are young have a vision and that is the gift to us from He Who Walks Behind The Rows! Our greatest Harvest is to come!

T-Loc:
Harvest this motherf***er!

Eli Porter:
Who was Joseph?

T-Loc:
Who in hell cares? [everyone laughs]

Eli Porter:
I do.

William Porter:
[hears rustling in corn] Hello?

Eli Porter:
[jumps out of corn and startles Bill] Boo!

T-Loc:
Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now!

Eli Porter:
I'm not in here with you. You're in here... with me.

Father Frank Nolan:
Who to hell are you?

Eli Porter:
Father as if you didn't know!

Eli Porter:
You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.

T-Loc:
I wouldn't sit there.

Eli Porter:
Why not?

T-Loc:
'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick.

Eli Porter:
Howdy.

T-Loc:
Don't give me that goddamn Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bullshit, alright? I'm here to get Dee.

Eli:
Can't spare him.

T-Loc:
What you gonna do? Preach me to death? [Eli shoves him and runs] Hey, come back here you little sh*t! I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah.

William Porter:
Why should I share this with my employers? I developed the strain.

Charles:
Yes I know, but ethically you're still bound...

William Porter:
F*** ethics!

Charles:
My, my, my, William. I do believe that is the first time I've ever heard you swear.

Malcolm:
Sh*t! Man, where's the f***ing scarecrow?

Maria:
This is first base. [She and Josh kiss] And this is second base. [she lifts Josh's hand to her breast]

Josh:
How do I get a home run?

Malcolm:
You don't!

Malcolm:
Josh, Man, if this ain't good... If this ain't good, Man, I'm gonna kill you.

Josh:
It's not good. Get dressed!

[a crow perches on a scarecrow]

Malcolm:
You're fired.

[first lines]

Joshua's Abusive Father:
Joshua? Joshua? Boy, you're gonna make this some sad night.

[last lines]

Charles:
This is just the beginning, Hans. Soon we'll be shipping all over the world.