Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers to the Rescue

Dale:
How come I gotta lug all this junk?

Chip:
'Cause you're the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job.

Dale:
Hey, yeah. Make way for the fearless co-pilot. Here ya go, Chip.

Chip:
[narrowly escapes the gear being dropped on him] Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.

Chip:
The Furball Upside is ready for takeoff.

Percy:
[seeing Plato blocking Drake's face in the police car behind him] I gotta lose that cop! And, boy, is he ugly.

Aldren Klordane:
Idiots are, if nothing else, dependable.

Chip:
Hey, maybe we can be policemen someday.

Chip:
Or policemunks, anyway.

Plato:
And when you're following a suspect, don't wear a funny hat.

Dale:
[hanging onto Plato's tail with Chip as he chases Fat Cat] Ride 'em chipmunk!

Officer Kirby:
[as Plato drags on his ankle] Muldoon, quit playin' with the dog.

Mole:
They said you couldn't swipe it.

Fat Cat:
They also said the world was flat.

Mepps:
It isn't?

Fat Cat:
No. Only your head.