Christmas Comes to PacLand

Clyde:
[The ghosts are chasing Pac Man and his family] Down the hill...

Inky:
And after that bum!

Pinky:
Look out Pac Man...

Sue:
'Cause here we come!

Inky:
[Pac Man and his family had earlier chomped the ghosts causing their disembodied eyes to fly back to their home. They get replacement ghost suits. Inky put on a pair of socks instead of a ghost suit] Ooh, I never knew I had such big feet!

Clyde:
Get into your ghost suit before you get a REAL sock!

Inky:
Whoa![He goes in the closet and gets a suit]

Sue:
I'm getting sick and tired of that Pac-nerd always getting the best of us!

Clyde:
Yeah! What we need is a taste of sweet revenge!

Inky:
Yeah! I say we net him-like this! He throws a net over Clyde.

Clyde:
Hey!

Pinky:
And then we can drench him in chocolate sauce-like this![He pours chocolate sauce all over Clyde]

Clyde:
What?![Spitting and gurgling]

Pinky:
And then we can chomp all over him-like THIS! [Pinky, Blinky, and Inky proceed to chomp Clyde. His eyes stare back at them angrily]

Clyde:
Forget it Pac-Man! Your clever talk ain't going to get you out of this mess!

Pac-Man:
Oh wait, you don't understand. I'm not doing this for me. Just think of the millions of deserving children around the world who won't get their Christmas presents. If you open your mouths instead of your hearts.

[Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Sue start crying]

Clyde:
Ah, what a bunch of humbug!

Inky:
Aw! [sniffles] Give the guy a break Clyde!

Pinky:
Yeah! [sobs] Think of all the little kids Clyde!

Sue:
And the big kids too Clyde!

Clyde:
Alright already! [to Pac-Man] Just this once Pac-Man. But remember, when Christmas is over we will be back!

Pac-Man:
Oh thanks! You won't regret this!

[Ms. Pac-Man is taking care of the reindeer]

Mrs. Pepper Pac-Man:
Oh, how are you doing fellas?

[Ms. Pac-Man checks Rudolph's temperature. Rudolph's red nose is flickering]

Mrs. Pepper Pac-Man:
Well, your temperature is okay Rudolph, but your warning light is still flickering.

Pac-Man:
[hands gifts to the Ghost Monsters] Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde, Sue.

Clyde:
Why, I-I don't know what to say.

Pac-Baby:
How about "thank you"?

Ghost Monsters:
Th-th-th-thank you.

Pac-Man:
Aw, don't thank us. Thank Santa Claus.

Santa Claus:
Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good chomp.