Christmas Comes to PacLand1982

Inky:
[Pac Man and his family had earlier chomped the ghosts causing their disembodied eyes to fly back to their home. They get replacement ghost suits. Inky put on a pair of socks instead of a ghost suit] Ooh, I never knew I had such big feet!

Clyde:
Get into your ghost suit before you get a REAL sock!

Inky:
Whoa![He goes in the closet and gets a suit]

Sue:
I'm getting sick and tired of that Pac-nerd always getting the best of us!

Clyde:
Yeah! What we need is a taste of sweet revenge!

Inky:
Yeah! I say we net him-like this! He throws a net over Clyde.

Clyde:
Hey!

Pinky:
And then we can drench him in chocolate sauce-like this![He pours chocolate sauce all over Clyde]

Clyde:
What?![Spitting and gurgling]

Pinky:
And then we can chomp all over him-like THIS! [Pinky, Blinky, and Inky proceed to chomp Clyde. His eyes stare back at them angrily]