Christmas Cupid

Caitlin Quinn:
Stupid elves, always looking to make a buck.

Mom:
Yo gunna be so handsome! ha! ha! ha!

Caitlin Quinn:
Please! Patrick is SO much better than Andrew.

Sloane Spencer:
You're just saying that because he complimented you.

Caitlin Quinn:
No, I like him because he's funny, he's gorgeous and he smells like cake.

Sloane Spencer:
[told she will meet the first of three spirits at midnight] I am SO not in the mood to meet Casper tonight.

Sloane Spencer:
I'm not gonna sleep with Patrick to get back at Andrew.

Caitlin Quinn:
Okay, well, why not sleep with Patrick for no reason at all?

Sloane Spencer:
So, then, I guess this is goodbye? And you're gonna be okay?

Caitlin Quinn:
You kidding? Heaven has an open bar. And Heath Ledger, and James Dean...

Sloane Spencer:
Yeah, sounds like Heaven to me.