Chup Chup Ke

Jeetu:
Please, help me, Father, or else I will have to get myself hanged.

[Father enters the house]

Jeetu:
[to creditors] Yes, dear ones. We are not giving you a date. He is paying you the entire money.

Jeetu's father:
[retuning with a rope] Take this rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself. Your elder sister is sitting in the house unwed. This house is the only thing left, which we had to mortgage because of you, and you want more help from me. With what will I help you? Go and drown somewhere so that we can save ourselves from more ruin. Go!

Pooja's Father:
For years she's been stubborn about one thing, that she get married to you only.

Jeetu:
Why are you cursing her? Since the time she has come to her sense, you have been hearing one thing, that we are made for each other.

Pooja's Father:
I agree that we also wanted the same thing, but I didn't know that you would grow up to become such a useless person.

Jeetu:
To tell you the truth... I have only one kidney.

Meenakshi:
Then why are you dumb? Is your kidney in your mouth?

Pooja:
If you will give that dumb girl a life, then in my heart there will be more respect for you.