Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

King:
I trust you son, it's the talking mice I'm worried about!

Prince Charming:
Wait, wait, wait! I think I understand.

Prince Charming:
Actually I got nothing.

Prince Charming:
Ok. First birds, now mice.

Anastasia:
This is the answer to all our problems! [holds up a magic wand]

Stepmother:
A stick?

Drizella:
Ooo, let's beat her with it!

Prince Charming:
Will you marry me Cinderelly?

Cinderella:
[giggling] Actually, it's Cinderella.

King:
Son! Come back! We'll find you a doctor! We'll have you leeched!

Prince Charming:
Well, once you've dance with someone like Anastasia, you don't want to waste any time.

Cinderella:
Did you say Anastasia?

Prince Charming:
Yes.

Cinderella:
But... it was me.

Cinderella:
[singing] I've always dreamed, that my life could be like a fairy tale, a perfect fantasy. But it was nothing more than a dream.

Prince Charming:
Would my perfectly, perfect wife put her on perfectly fitting shoes?

Cinderella:
You found my shoes.

Prince Charming:
[playing keep away with the shoes] Better hurry. Fairy Godmother's waiting.

Cinderella:
What were the mice using them for this time?

Prince Charming:
[turns shoe upside down and water pours out] Boats.

Stepmother:
Now, Cinderella, to undo your trickery and take what's rightfully ours. I call upon all the forces of the universe. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Reverse the moon and sun, turn back tide and time, unravel Cinderella's happily ever after to the moment my troubles began!

Prince Charming:
Cinderella.

Stepmother:
[pointing the wand at Cinderella] Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.

Prince Charming:
No! [deflects the magic with his sword]

Stepmother:
Anastasia where you been?

Drizella:
Slacking off again.

Prince Charming:
So you say I'm under a magic spell.

Jaq:
And here's the worse part.

Jaq:
When Cinderelly tried her best to take a stand.

Gus:
Take a stand.

Jaq:
Mean old lady had her banished from the land.

King:
You think there's only one woman in the whole kingdom who wears a size four-and-a-half?

Prince Charming:
It's all I have to go on here.

King:
Keep in mind I'm an old man and my heart can only take so much. Please, please, please, tell me that this is the girl you intend to marry.

Prince Charming:
All the stars are shining brighter, Dad, just like you said.

Cinderella:
[facing a human version of Lucifer] Bad kitty.

Stepmother:
And now for you.

Drizella:
Oh turn her into a toad mother.

[Cinderella steps in front of Anastasia to prevent the Stepmother from turning her into a toad]

Cinderella:
Stop. No more.

Stepmother:
Even better.

King:
Does anyone wanna marry my son?

Drizella:
Lets make a run for it while we can.

Stepmother:
It's not over yet.

Drizella:
What.

Stepmother:
He thinks he can ruin my plans I think not.

Anastasia:
Who.

Stepmother:
The prince he's gone after Cinderella.

Anastasia:
But I thought he loved me.

Drizella:
MOTHER.

[Anastasia has turned down Prince Charming at the altar]

Stepmother:
You spoiled little ingrate I've given you everything you've ever wanted Anastasia.

Anastasia:
But I want someone to love me for me.

Jaq:
We got to pump up the party.

Gus:
Yeah.

Jaq:
Starting now.

Anastasia:
This is the real Cinderella, your one true love.

Anastasia:
[returning the King's seashell] Your majesty, I don't deserve this.

King:
Everybody deserves true love.

Prince Charming:
You'll be fine just don't look up.

Jaq:
Now what are we going to do?

Cinderella:
Well I'm not going to miss my own wedding.

Anastasia:
[while prancing around the room, laughing excitedly] Ah! It fits! Oh, Mother! Mother, it fits!

Drizella:
[bitterly] Gee, I wonder if it fits...

Bishop:
I now pronounce you husband and wife [faints again]

[first lines]

Cinderella:
[narrating] Do you remember the story of a girl who lived a life of cinders, and how she found true love because she kept a beautiful dream in her heart? Of course it helped that she had mouse friends who could sew and a Fairy Godmother who could do wonders with pumpkins. Well, that girl is me.

Anastasia:
[after turning the Fairy Godmother into stone] Uh, oh! Hello, hello, grandma? Ooh! I'm, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!

Lady Tremaine:
[takes the wand from Anastasia] So this is how Cinderella did it. What delicious irony. Do you realize what this means, ladies?

Drizella:
YES! No more laundry.

Lady Tremaine:
Ugh! It means power, riches, revenge!

Drizella and Anastasia:
Ohh!

Lady Tremaine:
You look confused dear

Cinderella:
How could the slipper have fit Anastasia? I danced with the Prince, that was my slipper! [pulls the other slipper out of her pocket] Here, I have the other one. I'm the one he's looking for.

Lady Tremaine:
You may have danced with him. You may even have thought it was love, but the slipper fits Anastasia and that's who he's marrying. Whatever you THINK happened last night was a dream. [breaks the other slipper with her cane] I don't care where you go or what you do, but you stay away from the palace. Stay away from the Prince! Oh and clean up that broken glass

Jaq:
We found Princey!

Cinderella:
I did, too. But he doesn't even know who I am. [She turns to walk away]

Jaq and Gus:
No! No, no, no!

Gus:
It's a-magic.

Cinderella:
What? What are you talking about? [The mice babble incoherently, then Jaq fashions his appearance to look like Lady Tremaine] Stepmother? [Gus throws a piece of blue cloth around him to look like the Fairy Godmother] Fairy Godmother?

Gus:
[holding a splinter as a makeshift wand] Bibbidi bobbidi boo.

Jaq:
[snatching the splinter] Ha-ha!

Cinderella:
He stole it?

Jaq:
[while Gus imitates crying] I show Princey! [Gus misses his cue] Princey! Princey! [Gus rushes off and comes back in his normal shirt]

Gus:
My Cinderelly awaits.

Jaq:
Princey, you will marry Anastasia.

Gus:
Anastasia.

Jaq:
Bibbidi bobbidi boo! [There's a cartoony "boing!" sound and Gus imitates hypnosis]

Cinderella:
He made him forget who I am. [The mice nod sadly] Magic! That explains it! [With renewed confidence, she looks at the mice] Boys, we have to get that wand.

Lady Tremaine:
[pointing the wand at Anastasia] And now for you.

Drizella:
Oh, turn her into a toad, mother!

Cinderella:
[she steps in to protect Anastasia] Stop! No more!

Lady Tremaine:
Uh! Even better.

Prince Charming:
Cinderella!

Lady Tremaine:
[pointing the wand at both Cinderella and Anastasia] Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!

Prince Charming:
No! [deflects the magic with his sword, transporting Lady Tremaine and Drizella to the palace dungeon and transforming them into toads]

Anastasia:
[Anastasia brings Cinderella and the Prince back together] This is the real Cinderella, your one true love.

Prince Charming:
It's you.

Anastasia:
[Anastasia heads down the stairs and picks up the wand, as everyone looks on, visibly concerned] Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. [She places the wand on her chest and transforms back to her normal self]

The King:
I can't take much more of this.

Cinderella:
[Amazed at Anastasia turning back to her normal self, Cinderella heads down the steps to thank her for turning down the Prince] Anastasia... [Anastasia gives her the wand, and Cinderella hugs her. Their animosity is now at an end] Thank you. [She points the wand to bring back the Fairy Godmother] Bibbidi-Bobbidi...

Anastasia:
...Boo.

[last lines]

Cinderella:
[narrating] And they lived happily ever after... again.

Prince:
What's going on here?!

The King:
THEN SEARCH MY ENTIRE KINGDOM! I WANT THEM FOUND AND ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY!!!