City Island

Joyce Rizzo:
[lighting cigarette] My husband thinks I quit.

Tony:
One good thing about the joint, they don't let you smoke anymore so... I quit inside.

Joyce Rizzo:
Being in prison and not being able to smoke? That's like being in jail. Join me.

Tony:
All right.

Tony:
Can I ask you, like, why I'm chained to a Ford?

Vince Rizzo:
I'm gonna unchain you, Tony, but first I gotta tell you something. You see this house here? That's my home. My grandfather built this home and I share it with my family.

Tony:
Oh, you got them chained up in the house too?

Vince Rizzo:
You're gonna get real nice food and a real nice place to live for the first time in 3 years, so you better behave yourself.

Tony:
And all this because you knew my b*tch mother?

Vince Rizzo:
Well, I gotta admit, you know, Nan could be difficult sometimes. But... she was also...

Tony:
A drunk and a whore.

Vince Rizzo:
Why do you call her that?

Tony:
She used to punish me for not boosting cases of vodka from the liquor store I worked at, by screwing my friends. Which base does 'drunk' and 'whore' not cover?

Vince Rizzo:
Don't you have any fond memories of her?

Tony:
Well, at least she was around. My father left before I was born.

Vince Rizzo:
[pauses] What do you know about him?

Tony:
He's dead.

Vince Rizzo:
That's too bad.

Tony:
Eh, the only thing that's too bad, is I didn't get a chance to visit his deathbed and dance in his ugly face for leaving me with that b*tch.

Vince Rizzo:
Okay, let's go.

Vince Rizzo:
Did you sleep outside last night?

Vince Jr.:
No, no, no. I did heroin with a bunch of prostitutes at the Plaza Hotel. I'm thinking of becoming a pimp.

Vince Rizzo:
Good. I'll see you later.

Vivian Rizzo:
I'm not a hooker!

Tony:
Showing your tits for money, what's that called, 'librarian'?