Closer to Home

Dean:
It's not real. It's cubic zirconia. But it's a sign of things to come.

Dean:
Was I dreaming... or did you say you were stayin' here?

Tess:
I'm telling you, take it from me. You're in America. If you're weak, they will eat you up.

Jan:
I don't want to be part of your family. No, I just want to leave. I'm gonna take my kid and I'm gonna forget all about this place.

Dean:
I mean, it's not gonna be that big wedding I promised you, and I'm probably not gonna be able to bring your parents over... but we can have a nice small affair. There ain't nothin' wrong with small, right?

Jan:
So you bought a new lock! I hope you spent your money on a good one.

Alma:
I think there's another one outside. Look!

Nick:
Sh*t! Now he's bringing the whole goddamn family over!

Jan:
Hey you! Welcome to America!

Gruta:
There are probably 10,000 girls who would like to stand in front of me now. You really are a lucky girl!

Uncle Ralph:
I'm not being dramatic, it's the truth! You retire down there, you die down there! I don't know about you, but if I'm gonna die, I want to die up here with the family instead of down there all alone!

Nick:
Is he talking about dying again?

Jan:
Oh it's only temporary. Where else was he suppose to stay when he got back?

Nick:
Back was suppose to be for only a week! He's here over a month already! I don't even think he's looking for another place to live!

Dean:
Don't bother to knock... just let yourselves in!

Jan:
You selfish son-of-a-b*tch! You got one hell-of-a-nerve! You're not gonna f*** up my plans! Now you sign these goddamn papers!

Nick:
Go on... go on, disappear! That's all you've done your whole goddamn life! Run away! Run away! This time don't come back!

Jan:
Get out!

Dalisay:
But why?

Jan:
You wanna know why? We had an agreement and my brother broke it! He's not suppose to be living in this apartment and neither are you! So get out!