Columbo: Murder by the Book

Ken Franklin:
And now, sir...I'm gonna kidnap you.

Jim Ferris:
Did you ever get a feeling of déjà vu?

Lieutenant Columbo:
I think that's out of order, ma'am. Uh, you see, that's the trouble with these buildings; the fountains never work, then you have to use the coffee machine. And then you lose your dime, and the coffee's lousy.

Joanna Ferris:
Who are you?

Lieutenant Columbo:
Oh, I'm just another cop. My name is Columbo. I'm a lieutenant.

Lieutenant Columbo:
Now look, wait a minute. Let me tell you something. You look very tired to me, and I think you had a terrible experience in there. And I think I ought to drive you home. Let's call it a night.

Joanna Ferris:
Don't you think they want to ask me questions?

Lieutenant Columbo:
Oh, I don't think they'll mind. I think you've answered enough questions.

Lieutenant Columbo:
I'll tell ya, Mrs. Ferris; I'm the worst cook in the world, but there's one thing I do terrific, and that's an omelet. Even my wife admits it. Uh, I need something for the egg shells.

Lieutenant Columbo:
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm making a pest of myself.

Ken Franklin:
Naw!

Lieutenant Columbo:
Yes, yes, I am! I know, it's because I keep asking these questions, but I'll tell ya, I can't help myself. It's a habit.