Comedy Central Presents: Lewis Black

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Year:: 2002
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Lewis Black:
What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks!

Lewis Black:
Is oral sex adultery? Yes! There is no discussion! If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultry. And oral sex should be an olympic sport because it's more difficult than curling and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal!

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