Comix from the Underground

Comix Scrutinizer:
Nice going, comic. You just combined All Dogs Go To Heaven with porn.

Comix Scrutinizer:
I beg your pardon, but you are getting your acid trip in my Fritz the Cat rip-off.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Oh now what the f***? She's got the body of an adult and the head of a 10 year old! I didn't think that anything could top WOLF DICK in terms of giving me nightmares, not only is this even more terrifying than THE FALL OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, but I'm worried about going to prison over reviewing this sh*t!

Comix Scrutinizer:
It's not helping that the first thing the Grinch does when he sees this monstrosity is spank her. Because that totally f***ing helps when I'm not convinced that this character is 22!

Comix Scrutinizer:
Stop trying to make porn of everything. I really don't want to see what happens when HORTON F***S A WHO. And it's kind of hard to review this when my PENIS WON'T STOP SCREAMING!

Comix Scrutinizer:
It's not a good sign when I look at a Rule 34 comic and think about how much I'd rather jerk off to Sunshine Goodness from f***in' FOODFIGHT!

Comix Scrutinizer:
Well, sh*t, if Dr. Whosis' widow had seen this, she would have said, "Eh, compared to GRINCH PORN, Mike Myers' Cat in the Hat isn't so bad!" Which says a lot that the movie CAT IN THE HAT is only slightly less terrible when compared to GRINCH PORN!

Comix Scrutinizer:
I am shocked and appalled that this porno comic doesn't have a plot!

[an astronaut has arrived on Earth. The dialog balloon reads "This land is a gift from God."]

Comix Scrutinizer:
[Narrating in pseudo-accent as astronaut is carried away by a giant bug] Oh no, giant bug!

Comix Scrutinizer:
I don't think God likes you very much.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Can someone slap the writer of this comic?

Comix Scrutinizer:
This comic's like Itchy and Scratchy had a baby and f***ed it.

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Comix Scrutinizer:
Now if you'll excuse me, I have my own vagina haunting to do.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Thanks for going all EMANUELLE IN AMERICA on us!

Comix Scrutinizer:
The person who made this comic is f***ing retarded.

Comix Scrutinizer:
I have a fairly large penis and I don't spend all of my time drawing horse d*cks.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Most sane, rational people don't spend time obsessing over HORSE DICK. Except for Harry Potter.

Comix Scrutinizer:
I should not have to see MR. ED spend 1 NIGHT IN PARIS!

Comix Scrutinizer:
F***ing die in a fire.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Apparently this horse was HOT TO TROT with more women than TIGER WOODS!

Comix Scrutinizer:
A couple of steps forward with lesbian porn isn't going to turn DOG F***ER into CITIZEN KANE.

Comix Scrutinizer:
Because that's what minstrel shows really needed - hardcore porn!

Comix Scrutinizer:
I'm reviewing slavery porn. Because that TOTALLY had to exist!