Compressed Hare

[Wile E. called Bugs on a phone to borrow a cup of carrots to put in a stew and Bugs arrives at his lair with them; the mailbox outside reads "Wile E. Coyote, GENIUS"]

Bugs Bunny:
[knocking on the door] Are you in, genius? Are you in, capable? In, solent? In, describable? In, bearable?

[Wile E. opens the door, grabs Bugs and drags him inside]

Bugs Bunny:
[as Wile E. Coyote is tying him to a spit] I'm your new neighbor from down the street. I brung you those carrots you asked for. Personally, I don't think a stew is a stew without carrots.

[Sniffs]

Bugs Bunny:
Mmm, smells good. What kind of stew is it?

[Dips his ear in the pot and tastes it]

Bugs Bunny:
Mmm-mmm. Rabbit ear stew. Very good too. Er, I'd love to stay for lunch, but it appears I'm all tied up this morning.

Wile E. Coyote:
Oh, you're going to stay for lunch. You are lunch. Now, what kind of wine goes best with wild game? You are game, aren't you?

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, er, I'm game, all right.

[Hops on floor, dislodging a cork from one of the wine bottles into Wile E.'s eye]

Wile E. Coyote:
Now look here, me bucko!

[Bugs hops again and another cork pops; Wile E. ducks to avoid the cork, but it ricochets accross the room and opens an ironing board, which hits Wile E. on the head; Bugs hops back home]

Wile E. Coyote:
[Carrying a wheelbarrow full of quick-drying cement] Special delivery!

Bugs Bunny:
Send it right down!

Wile E. Coyote:
All right!

[Throws cement down Bugs' hole, then tiptoes away]

Wile E. Coyote:
What a perfect way to "cement" a friendship.

[Suddenly a pillar of cement pops up from the ground; Wile E. bumps into it and it falls on top of him]

Bugs Bunny:
[Pops out of hole where cement came from] Well, now he's got "concrete" evidence that I'm a good neighbor.

Bugs Bunny:
[after Wile E. is hit by a missile and blown up] One thing's for sure. We're the first country to launch a coyote into orbit.