Cop and a Half

Det. Nick McKenna:
People are trying to kill you! Are you some kind of bonehead or what?

Devon Butler:
I'm not! And you don't have to yell!

Det. Nick McKenna:
I can't handle this anymore! I cannot handle it anymore. Uh, pick a city! Cincinnati! Cleveland! Take you and your grandmother, you go there, I'll pay for it!

Devon Butler:
You call this being a father?

Det. Nick McKenna:
I'm not your father. I'm not your partner, either!

Devon Butler:
Fine! I don't want you to be my father! I don't want you to be my partner! I don't want you to be anything! I can handle things myself! (walks highway and sidewalk)

Det. Nick McKenna:
Oh, Devon. Devon! (he stops walk in the sidewalk) Come back over here! (Devon waits for the bus and disappeared) Would you come--? Devon!

Rachel:
This is the life.

Det. Nick Mckenna:
We don't have a love/hate relationship. We have a hate/hate relationship.

Det. Nick Mckenna:
Hey, kid, what comes after "L"?

Devon Butler:
Damn Cilvlians.

Vinnie Fountain:
McKenna, I'm gonna kill you!

Devon Butler:
(citing his school's principal for a traffic violation) I'm your worst nightmare: an 8-year-old with a badge.