Cop Land

Joey Randone:
What the f***, Ray? You said PDA was gonna set this guy up, with a new life and everything.

Ray Donlan:
You think I'm all that, huh, Joey?

Moe Tilden:
See sheriff, I got a sticky problem. My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching.

Sheriff Freddy Heflin:
I'm watching.

Ray Donlan:
See officer, in Garrison, when the car you're gonna tag has got a PDA sticker, I'd advise you to think to yourself, "Hey, that's one of the good guys. I think I'll go catch me a bad guy."

Deputy Cindy Betts:
If we didn't pull over P.D., there wouldn't be any violations in this town.

Figgs:
Look Freddy, I say it's okay to be jealous. You save this girl's life, right? From it, from risking yourself, from saving her sorry ass, you go deaf as a result.

Sheriff Freddy Heflin:
In one ear.

Figgs:
In one ear. Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this cocksucker.

Liz Randone:
Why is it that you never got married Freddy?

Freddy Heflin:
All the best girls were taken.

Moe Tilden:
I gave you a chance to be a cop and you blew it

Gary "Figgsy" Figgis:
I don't give a sh*t about your f***ing justice. Being right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy.

Ray Donlan:
What brings you to our fair city?

Moe Tilden:
I heard there was a way of life out here. Thought I'd check it out for myself.

Ray Donlan:
What are we, like the Amish now?

Moe Tilden:
What you've got here, sheriff, is a town that scares the sh*t outta certain people.

Sheriff Freddy Heflin:
I look at this town, and I don't like what I see.

Sheriff Freddy Heflin:
How do you think this makes me look.

Ray Donlan:
Go home and don't think so much.

Sheriff Freddy Heflin:
I can't hear you Ray.