Cranium Command

General Knowledge:
Your job - if you can cut it - will be to run the most sophisticated information system ever devised: the human brain. You! There in the back! Suck in that gut and wipe that smile off your face! The brain is serious business.

General Knowledge:
Without you, the brain is nothing. Without your brain, you are nothing! It took three million years of research and development to make this lean, mean thinkin' machine what it is today. In those years, we had some successes [we see a photo of Albert Einstein] and some failures [and a picture of Ernest P. Worrell] .

General Knowledge:
Real stress or imagined stress, it doesn't matter beans to your body crew. They can't tell the difference. Only you can.

Buzzy:
Now remember, gang. If you get stressed out, just call on your general knowledge, balance your body crew, and get your cranium under command. Use your head, don't lose your head.

Hypothalamus:
I'm only the hypothalamus. I only monitor all the automatic functions of the body. All the things you don't need to worry about. I'm used to being taken for granted. Blink, blink, breathe, breathe, day in, day out. Never a "Thank you," never a "Job well done."