Crossballs: The Debate Show

Various Characters:
[talking about video game addiction] In the real world, or "meatspace" as I like to call it, I was never getting laid and when I did get laid, it was ugly people.

Host:
Shooting strangers with paintball guns in illegal!

Various Characters:
No, it's not. It's not illegal if I spill coffee on someone's shirt, so why is it illegal if they get a little paint on it?

[talking about file sharing]

Host:
Do you consider yourself a music pirate?

Anti-RIAA Activist:
Naw, man. I think pirates are gay.