Crying Game

Fergus:
Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?

Deveroux:
Does Pat have a tart?

Fergus:
She's not a tart.

Deveroux:
No, of course not. She's a lady.

Fergus:
No, she's not that either.

Jody:
...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"

Dil:
I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.

Dil:
I can take it Jimmy. Just not in the face.

Dil:
You gonna tell me what it is?

Jude:
What is it?

Dil:
Do you know her, Jimmy?

Jude:
Jimmy, is it? Do you know me, Jimmy?

Fergus:
Dil, this is Jude.

Dil:
Are you following me?

Jude:
Yeah! Just checking. Is he being nice to you, Dil?

Dil:
Ever so nice, aren't you, Jimmy?

Jude:
That's good. I'm glad. Young love, as they say?

Dil:
Absolutely. The younger the better. Doesn't come YOUR way much, I suppose.

Jude:
Don't go looking for it, Dil.

Dil:
Well, maybe you'll get lucky... someday.

Jude:
Bit heavy on the powder, isn't she?

Dil:
A girl has to have a bit of glamour.

Jude:
Oh, absolutely. As long as she can keep it. Isn't that right, James?

Dil:
He's still looking, Col.

Col:
Persistent.

Dil:
Good thing in a man.

Col:
An excellent quality.

Dil:
Maybe he wants something.

Col:
I expect he does.

Dil:
Ask him!

Col:
Ask him yourself!

Dil:
What you thinking of, hon?

Fergus:
I'm thinking of your man.

Dil:
Why?

Fergus:
I'm wondering why you keep his things.

Dil:
I told you. I'm superstitious.

Fergus:
Did he ever tell you you were beautiful?

Dil:
All the time. Even now.

Fergus:
What do you mean?

Dil:
He looks after me. He's a gentleman, too.

Jimmy:
What do I do?

Dil:
Break his neck. No, don't.

Peter:
What she like between the sheets?

Jimmy:
Definitely unusual.

Jody:
Go back to your banana tree, n*gger.

Fergus:
The thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.

Dil:
Details, baby. Details.

Dil:
There. That should make her happy.

Fergus:
Who's she?

Dil:
Don't know. Who is she?

Fergus:
Do they know?

Dil:
Know what, love?

Fergus:
Know what I didn't know?

Dil:
Yeah, they do.

Fergus:
I should have known, shouldn't I?

Dil:
Probably.

Fergus:
Did Jody know?

Dil:
Absolutely.

Dil:
Ask to meet me again.

Fergus:
I didn't mean to hit you.

Dil:
I know that.

Fergus:
I kinda liked you as a girl.

Dil:
Well, there's a start.

Fergus:
Will you meet me again?

Dil:
When?

Fergus:
Whenever. Tonight... Happy now?

Dil:
Delirious.

Col:
You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.

Fergus:
She's not a girl, Col.

Col:
Whatever you say.

Dil:
Got you the multivitamins and the iron tablets, hon.

Fergus:
Don't call me that.

Dil:
Sorry, love. Now, the white ones are magnesium supplement.

Fergus:
Stop it, Dil.

Dil:
I've got to keep you healthy, Jimmy. I'm counting the days. Two thousand three hundred and thirty-four left.

Fergus:
Thirty-five.

Dil:
I'm sorry, darling. I keep forgetting the leap year. What am I supposed to call you then, Jimmy?

Fergus:
Fergus.

Dil:
Fergus. Fergus my love, light of my life.

Fergus:
Please, Dil.

Dil:
Can't help it. You're doing time for me. No greater love, as the man says. Wish you'd tell me why.

Fergus:
As the man said, it's in my nature.

Jude:
What do you think of the hair?

Fergus:
It suits you.

Jude:
Aye. I was sick of being a blonde. I needed a tougher look, and you know what I mean.