Curly Sue

Grey Ellison:
You lived with him when he was nothing, you suffered his youth and the years of struggle, now you're entitled to half of everything he has.

Grey Ellison:
Want us to walk you inside?

Curly Sue:
No, I got it, but thanks for asking.

Bill Dancer:
Give us a kiss.

Curly Sue:
Please, we're in public.

Bill Dancer:
Good luck.

Trina:
I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby.

Bill Dancer:
You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.

Mrs. Arnold:
Are you all right? You seem a little... nice.

Curly Sue:
We wouldn't even be talking about this if you'd gotten some money out of that lady, we'd be on the road. You didn't because she was too pretty.

Bill Dancer:
She was too smart.

Curly Sue:
And she was too pretty.

Bill Dancer:
She was in a hurry.

Curly Sue:
And she was too pretty.

Bill Dancer:
She was going to catch onto us.

Curly Sue:
And she was too pretty.

Bill Dancer:
You're pretty, and I don't leave you alone.

Curly Sue:
She was too pretty.

Bill Dancer:
Look, no swearing, no gambling, no spitting, no punching, and no kicking, all right?

Curly Sue:
Put a sock in it, I know what I'm doing.

Curly Sue:
I hate the art museum.

Bill Dancer:
Will it hurt you to learn a thing or two?

Curly Sue:
All you learn from the art museum is how to keep your mouth shut and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with your shoes.

Bill Dancer:
The harder you hit me the more I'll know you love me.

Curly Sue:
These tights itch!... These things stick to your butt!

Trina:
Do you know how long you have to go to school to become a lawyer?

Curly Sue:
No.

Trina:
20 years.

Curly Sue:
Slap my butt, no way!

Anise Hall:
Grey! Grey! Slow down! My legs are moving so fast my pantyhose are melting.

Curly Sue:
And if she doesn't come out - We freeze our nuts off.

Bill Dancer:
You don't have any nuts to freeze off, honey.

Bill Dancer:
You want to know the rest of the story? I'm not her father. I met her mother one night in a bar. Some people get VD from a one-night stand, I got a baby.