D2: The Mighty Ducks

Don Tibbles:
Today it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it's video games and action figures. The sky's the limit!

Coach Bombay:
Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?

Lester Averman:
You know, I knew we forgot something.

Lester Averman:
Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?

Goldberg:
I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg.

Coach Bombay:
Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?

Goldberg:
Lean and mean!

Goldberg:
Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?

Dwayne:
Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!

Connie:
Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!

Wolf Stansson:
Gunnar, you lost it for me.

Gunnar Stahl:
You lost it for yourself.

Lester Averman:
Aw, I smell something.

Goldberg:
It wasn't me!

Portman:
No, it was me!

Dwayne:
Great day for hockey, ain't it?

Jesse:
Sure is, cowboy.

Dwayne:
Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?

Goldberg:
Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!

Coach Bombay:
That guy's a teenager?

Don Tibbles:
Uh, yeah, hormones.

Coach Bombay:
He's a goon!

Wolf Stansson:
What happened to freedom of speech? Isn't this America?

Charlie:
Hey, you got a girl in the stands?

Adam:
Scouts, man. Lookit 'em.

Charlie:
Don't worry about scouts, Adam. Just do your best.

Coach Bombay:
Ah, we've got a game against Italy, so I'll talk to you right after we win!

Fulton:
Lil' tuneage to go to sleep by?

Dean:
Yeah.

Dean:
Sweet dreams, dude!

Coach Bombay:
What it is, it's a loafer. And we'll call it the Air-Bombay Loafer; "For kids who want to coach!"

Lester Averman:
Hey, is that a tattoo? Is it real?

Dean:
Get away from me.

Lester Averman:
Yes sir.

Russ Tyler:
Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! Hahaha!

Coach Bombay:
Hans couldn't make it?

Jan:
Now don't get me started with that strudel head! He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know!

Lester Averman:
They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!

Connie Moreau:
Good lookin' skater.

Les Averman:
Very good lookin'. What do you think, Guy?

Guy Germaine:
Shut up, Averman.

Coach Bombay:
One more post and you go home crying. By the way Stanson, you owe me a beachball!

Coach Bombay:
I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

María:
No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay:
I thought GREENLAND was green!

María:
Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!