Daddy Day Camp

Charlie:
Okay, this is it. Time to give them a summer they'll never forget.

[bus crashes into cabin]

Phil:
They won't forget that.

Phil:
I've got to drop the kids off at the pool.

Juliette:
We have a pool?

Phil:
Uh, no.

Lance:
[berating Bobby J] You call that Canola? That was embarrassing. What're you, a moron?

Bobby J:
Moron? You're the moron. [kicks his dad, and Lance falls into the wall's supports, making the wall collapse; condescendingly] Wall comin' down. [the wall lands on Canola's trophies and smashes them to bits; angrily] That's for telling everyone you're not my dad!