Dangerous Stuff

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Jerry:
[into phone] Aw, don't say that. [pause] Lanie, don't say that. I'll change. I promise I will. [pause] Lanie, I can't live without you, baby. [pause] It is *not* hopeless. Lotsa girls are frigid. [pause] I'm sorry. Sorry. Okay? [pause] Yeah? [pause] No, I'm... I'll *stop* drinking [caresses the neck of a one-third full bottle of Jack Daniels] I will... and I'll get my old job back. [takes a swig] Uh-huh, I'll get down on my knees and I'll beg your father to... to... to get me my job back. I will. [pause] What other women? [pause] Oh... *that*. Th-h-hat was just... that was just desperation. [pause] Sure, that's all it was, desperation.

Lanie:
I told him that no nice person would finger her vagina while she was on the phone with her fianc?. It's just not done. And besides, I *only* come alone.