Day-Time Wife

Jane Norton:
Oh, Ken, you're a dog. You're the nicest dog I know.

Jane Norton:
If a woman can't hold her man, then it's her own fault. But I'm going to hold mine.

Jane Norton:
Blanche, there's a little of the wandering minstrel in every man, and if you don't hold his interest, he's bound to go whistling under other people's balconies.

Blanche:
Well, I must say, it only took you three weeks to find that out. It took me three husbands.

Bernard 'Barney' Dexter:
[Referring to his wife] Mrs. Dexter's a wonderful woman, but... uh...

Jane Norton:
You mean it gets to be sort of a... routine?

Bernard 'Barney' Dexter:
Hmmm, possibly. After a while a wife gets to be sort of a solved crossword puzzle.

Bernard 'Barney' Dexter:
I'd like you to think of me as a sort of an... an ineligible eligible bachelor.

Melbourne:
All dis lyin' is gonna get me in bad with Father Dee-vine!

Blanche:
Oh, as Charlie Chan says, 'Too much work in matrimony paves the way for alimony.'

Ken Norton:
[after being awakened by his wife] My dreams don't do you justice.