DC Showcase: Jonah Hex

[last lines]

Madame Lorraine:
Wait! We could be partners. I don't mind splitting the take.

[a rope falls down the mine shaft, leaving Madame Lorraine no means of escape. Up above, Jonah Hex finishes pulling a corpse out of the mine shaft]

Madame Lorraine:
Don't turn me in. I don't wanna go to jail.

Jonah Hex:
Wouldn't think of it.

Madame Lorraine:
You can't leave me here alone!

Jonah Hex:
You ain't alone. You got plenty of company. And you know everybody there.

[first lines]

Red Doc:
My name is Red Doc. And I can whip any man in the house and ride any filly in the place.

Madame Lorraine:
Big boy, I'm Madame Lorraine. I'm ready to see you got the goods, but it'll cost you.

Red Doc:
Heh. On horseback, hanging from a chandelier. You name it.

Young Man:
I know who you are. You're that Jonah Hex.

Jonah Hex:
Congratulations.

Young Man:
I could shoot six bottles off a fence and not miss a one.

Jonah Hex:
Who gives a damn?

Young Man:
I could take you.

[tries to draw for his gun, Jonah punches him]

Madame Lorraine:
Hey, cowboy. How would you like to trade that drink for some real firewater upstairs?

Jonah Hex:
You asking because I'm so handsome?

Madame Lorraine:
Because I think you can afford a good time.

Madame Lorraine:
You wouldn't hit a lady?

Jonah Hex:
You ain't no lady. [slugs her]

Madame Lorraine:
You *hit* me!

Jonah Hex:
Hard as I could.