Dead Again

Roman Strauss:
The man I bought it from explained to me that, when a husband gives it to his wife, they become two halves of the same person. Nothing can separate them... not even death.

Roman Strauss:
What I believe, Mr. Baker, is that this is all far from over.

Pete:
I've known Mike Church forever. He would never hurt her.

Franklyn Madson:
This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that THIS TIME, it isn't going to happen!

Cozy Carlisle:
You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.

Mike Church:
I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.

Cozy Carlisle:
Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, OK?

Gray Baker:
Aren't you afraid of dying?

Roman Strauss:
To die is different than what anyone supposes and luckier.

Gray Baker:
Is that a line from your opera?

Roman Strauss:
It's Walt Whitman. I can't take credit for everything, Mr. Baker.

Franklyn Madson:
Actually, I'm a hypnotist.

Mike Church:
OK, here's the water, there's the door, sorry about the stairs.

Cozy Carlisle:
Hey, thumbdick, I was a damn good shrink. Nineteen years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of sh*t. OK, I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about them. I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the f***ing state comes along, they send in some b*tch undercover, and I'm f***ed. Life isn't fair, is it?

Mike Church:
I'm not looking for Ms. Right, I'm looking for Ms. Right Now.

Cozy Carlisle:
Karmically, self-defense is quite cool.

Mike Church:
Why would she want to kill me now?

Cozy Carlisle:
Why do women do anything?

Mike Church:
Nice place you've got here.

Mike Church:
F***ing fruitcake.