Dead Like Me: Life After Death

Reggie Lass:
Just because you're dead doesn't mean that I can't move in with you.

George Lass:
And just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a splitting headache.

Daisy Adair:
I'm returning to the theatre.

George Lass:
Returning? I thought you only did movies.

Daisy Adair:
What's the difference?

George Lass:
A life audience.

[last lines]

George Lass:
I am so f***ed...

Daisy Adair:
Where the hell is Rube? I need my coffee.

Roxy Harvey:
People, this is hallowed ground. Show some respect.

Mason:
I'm showing respect. Auf Wiedersehen, der Waffle Haus.

Daisy Adair:
[Puts hand on chest] Fond farewell to a shitty, little restaurant.

Mason:
Which didn't extend me any more credit, [Holds middle finger up] so f*** you!

Delores Herbig:
It's amazing how such a small creature could fit into something so big!

George Lass:
Well, Murray had a big heart.

George Lass:
[Thinking] And Cameron was a big ass.

George Lass:
[Upon meeting their new boss] Not to be all 'What the f***?' about this but...

Roxy Harvey:
What the f***?

Mason:
Goody! That means we get to play, you know, "High Risk Factor"! Okay, ready?

Roxy Harvey:
[Girl runs by] Running with scissors...

Mason:
[Points to barber babbling very quickly with customer] Barber on drugs, razor at throat...

Roxy Harvey:
[Sees vain lady babbling] Then there's her...

Mason:
What's high risk about her?

Roxy Harvey:
Nothing. I just want her dead.

Daisy Adair:
[Frustrated] Baenziger!

Roxy Harvey:
Oh good! Now we get to play "Last Minute Panic"!