Dear Ladies

Miss Grace Pullet, Librarian:
Ssh!

[Evadne reveals that she hasn't been examined by a doctor]

Dame Hilda Bracket:
You've been here since Tuesday!

Dr. Evadne Hinge:
He only comes round on Monday!

[Hilda has asked why Evadne had the screens around the bed]

Dr. Evadne Hinge:
What you don't know is that today is the day the window cleaner comes round!

Dame Hilda Bracket:
And what *you* don't know is that I've just seen him being wheeled into Casualty!

Dr. Evadne Hinge:
You still need to check on your correspondents.

Dame Hilda Bracket:
Oh, there wasn't any post today, dear!

Dr. Evadne Hinge:
I mean your roving reporters!