Death in Brunswick

Mrs. Fitzgerald:
You'd want to eat more fruit. You look... blocked up.

Mrs. Fitzgerald:
Did you find your magazines?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
I only read them for the interviews, mother.

Sophie Papafogos:
Whatcha doing?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Nothing much. Just sittin' around... thinking about you.

Mrs. Fitzgerald:
She's exceedingly common I can imagine!

Cousin Con:
I knew this was gonna happen!

Sophie Papafogos:
Shut up!

Dave:
Oh good, you found her.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Found who?

Dave:
Mrs. de Marco.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Who's Mrs. de Marco?

Dave:
I dunno. But you're standing right on top of her.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
I don't wanna live like this anymore.

Sophie Papafogos:
Don't worry!

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
I'm not worried.

Sophie Papafogos:
Yes you are!

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
How come I didn't meet you years ago?

Sophie Papafogos:
I dunno. Probably because I was still in school. You've met me now, haven't you?

Sophie Papafogos:
Dad thinks I'm a slut.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Christ's sake. This is Australia!

Dave:
Let's have a beer. Have a baby!

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
I've met this girl, this gorgeous, greek girl... Sophie. And she looks like one of them 60s filmstars.

Dave:
Gina Lollobrigida?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
That's right! Gina Lollobrigida.

Dave:
How old is she?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
She's beautiful, really beautiful.

Dave:
How old is she?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
She likes me.

Dave:
How old is she, Carl?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
She's... 19, Dave. And... I think I'm in love.

Dave:
Take it easy, mate. Last time you were in love you got married.

Dave:
So when did you meet her?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Yesterday.

Dave:
Oh, it's fairly serious, then.

June:
You're hopeless, Carl. Hopeless. When are you gonna grow up?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Well, Mustafa. How about cleaning up the benches, please?

Mustafa:
They're pigs! Let them eat like pigs.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
Yeah, I know, but... it's my kitchen.

Mustafa:
Your kitchen, you clean it.

Sophie Papafogos:
We all thought you were a poof.

Dave:
Was that you?

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald:
No.

Dave:
Must've been me. Sorry.