Death Row

Brian:
What'd you say that warden guy's name was? The one who got gutted?

Keith:
Daley, why?

Brian:
Not a bad looking guy. Seems like he had a real bug up his ass about corporal punishment, though.

Keith:
Capital punishment.

Brian:
What?

Keith:
You just said he had a bug up his ass about spanking.

Brian:
Well, he might've. Uptight warden guy?

Keith:
Police reports say the warden was in the cafeteria eating lunch when the guard opened the cells. The prisoners gutted him like a fish... with a spoon!

Brian:
You read too much, man.

Keith:
[after Brian has almost slapped Keith to snap him out of a trance, which Keith snapped out of himself before grabbing Brian's arm] Hey, were you gonna slap me?

Brian:
Well, she said that's what snapped her out of it when she went all goofy like that...

Keith:
You coulda punched me, you coulda kicked me, but slap me? Dude, shove me! Dudes don't slap!

John Elias:
[referring to words carved into his arm] I write things down so I don't forget.

John Elias:
Remembering is the easy part. It's forgetting, that's hard to do.

John Elias:
[referring to the prison] Some say the devil had a hand building that place.

Jasmine:
[enters prison] You guys sure know how to show a lady a good time.

Anibal:
[refers to the bank heist killings] That's just great, two cops, two security guards, a store clerk...

Marco:
[sings]... and a partridge in a pear tree.

Angel:
I heard voices down the other branches of the ducts. We are not alone.

Hector:
[refers to Brian] Who the hell is this guy?

Marco:
Who Brian? Brian meet the bad guys. Bad guys... Brian.

Brian:
Hi.

Hector:
Alright champ, what do you know about electricity?

Brian:
Um, just the basics. Positive, negative... don't cross the streams.

Hector:
[laughs] Crossing the streams is bad.

Angel:
You get off on trying to push other people's buttons?

Marco:
Only when there as big as yours.

Jasmine:
[Marco escapes] Where's Marco?

Angel:
Got away.

Jasmine:
He got away? You had one thing to do...

Angel:
Hey! He's your freaky friend, lady. I didn't sign up for no watch the psycho duty.

Jasmine:
[leaves for the bathroom alone] If I'm not back out in like five minutes, come in after me.

Angel:
Oh wait. Uh, what if your just... [exhales] , what if your just taking... longer?

Missy:
[Lisa removes her jacket] I thought you were cold?

Lisa:
I'm hot, I'm cold. I'm turning into my freaking mother.

Marco:
Let's check that leg of his. [everyone goes to Vincent. Jasmine and John comfort Vincent, while Hector and Marco roll up Vincent's pant leg. Revealing the wound]

Jasmine:
I don't like the looks of it.

Marco:
[sees the words "Already Dead" written in blood on Vincent's leg] Whoa! Is this some kind of freaking joke?

Anibal:
I don't see nothing, man.

Marco:
T-The words? On his leg? You don't see that?

Hector:
There's nothing there.

Jasmine:
Are you okay, Marco?

Marco:
[blinks a few times and the words have disappeared] Y-Yeah. I-I'm fine. It must've been a shadow... or something. Keep the wound clean. [walks away. clearly shaken by what he saw]

Marco:
Get off of me you stupid b*tch!

[first lines]

Keith:
Mr. Elias? Mr. Elias... Sorry to wake you, the nurse said we could come on in.

John Elias:
[waking] What time is it?

Keith:
It's um, 4:30.

Missy:
We're here for the, uh...

John Elias:
I know why you're here. The movie you're making. It's not like I got a list of people lined up to see me.

Hector:
[at gun point] Man, you've been huffin' and puffin' since the day we met.

Marco:
Well then, maybe it's time to blow your house down.