Decampitated

[Toby rights something on a note and gives it to Garret]

Garrett:
Somebody needs to get raped here. You perversed f***er.

Toby:
Right so I can read it

[Flipping Garret off, writes a new note and gives it to Garret]

Paige:
[to the camera] You know I really don't think I like camping that much.

Garrett:
The funny thing is that in the school year book they said I was most likley to become drag and move out in the woods.

Candace:
Hi Garret, is that a machete in your side or are you just happy to see me?

Candace:
Do you even know where we are?

Garrett:
Yeah I do, I got the map right here. [pulls up a string of condoms] oops [takes up the map] here is the map.

Garrett:
Let's get the f*** out of here!

[Last lines]

Transvestite:
Let's ride cowboy

Paige:
Are you sure it was the killer?

Garrett:
Yes Paige... Unless Smokie the Bear now packs a machete.

Garrett:
Too bad Jake, you were a good man... once.

Garrett:
[hurls around the cut off arm] Don't come any closer, I'm armed!