Deconstructing Harry

Harry Block:
What? You have air-conditioning in Hell?

The Devil:
Sure! F***s up the ozone layer!

Doris:
You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.

Harry Block:
Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!

The Devil:
It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.

Harry Block:
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

Harry Block:
Does the president think of f***ing every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example.

Harry Block:
The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign."

Harry Block:
Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.

Harry Block:
I'm a guy who can't function well in life but can in art.

Harry Block:
Six shrinks later, three wives down the line, and I still can't get my life together.

Harry Block:
The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex.

Burt:
Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened?

Harry Block:
Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken

The Devil:
You ever f*** a blind girl?

Harry Block:
No. That I never did.

The Devil:
Oh, they're so grateful.

Joan:
So now you're blaming me because I don't go out with you enough, to meet strangers to F***!

Lucy:
You take everyone's suffering and turn it into gold, LITERARY GOLD!

Harry:
Cookie, do you know what a black hole is?

Cookie:
Sure, that's how I make my livin'!

Cookie:
How come you got all this money?

Harry Block:
I always keep hooker money around, you know, 'cause I once paid by check years ago and the I.R.S. killed me.