Deer Hunter

Axel:
You're so full of sh*t, you're gonna float away.

Michael:
Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

Nick:
I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.

Michael:
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Julien:
When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

Stan:
How does it feel to be shot?

Michael:
Don't hurt. That's what you wanna know. And how it's been, doing OK.

Stan:
Yeah, same thing. Nothing's changed. I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's getting better than ever.

Stan:
There's sometimes I think that I swear you're a f***ing f*ggot.

Michael:
You wanna play f***ing games, I'll give you a game.

Michael:
I'll tell ya one thing, if I find out my life had to end up being in the mountains, it'd be alright, but it has to be in your mind.

Nick:
What? One shot?

Michael:
Two is p*ssy.

Michael:
A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Michael:
I'll tell you, Nick. You're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no a**holes.

Michael:
Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.

Michael:
You know what those are? Those are sun dogs... It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the Great Wolf to his children... It's an old Indian thing.

Steven:
You get a deer?

Michael:
Naa man

Steven:
C'maaan! You didn't get a DEE-E-EAH?

Axel:
F***in' A!