Deliver Us from Eva

Darrell:
Don't mind us. We're just having sex.

Eva:
Oh so I should come back in, what, two minutes?

Ray:
She's cute, but why's she scowling?

Darrell:
That's her sexy smirk, brother.

Eva:
We went back to my place for a nice, respectable evening... And-then-we-burned-a-hole-in-the-floor!

Ray:
I think I might love her.

Darrell:
Love! You forgot the rule. Players don't feel. That's like a pimp with a health plan.

Eva:
Did I hurt you?

Ray:
Yeah... But I liked it.

Eva:
That's it, gentleman. End of story. The fat lady singeth!

Telly:
The best way to get over an old man...

Ormandy:
...is to get under a new one!

Ray:
Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.

Ray:
I'm thinking next time we'll actually make it to the bed.

Ray:
You give me your body and then you offer me your friendship?

Eva:
You three have yet to feel my rage.

Eva:
You know, let's do something you want to do.

Ray:
Anything?

Eva:
Yeah - Sure.

Ray:
Scared? I said I was a multi-talented guy that likes to travel. I didn't say I was scared.

Tim:
Yeah! Life, Liberty and getting away with sh*t - Ray!

Eva:
If I don't leave right now I'm gonna start saying all kinds of hot, nasty, dirty things.

Eva:
So why don't you think about that the next time you are toting around a pig's ass.

Jacqui:
So if being gone makes you happy - I'm happy.

Eva:
So what is it that you do again?

Ray:
I deliver meat.

Eva:
Oh! One car breaks down, you just hop into another?

Ormandy:
Ooh, that's a good looking man. I can't keep my legs together.

Telly:
The sun rises and you can't keep your legs together.

Eva:
Who told you I like lilies?

Ray:
Sometimes a man gets lucky.

Eva:
Just drive your meat wagon.

Ray:
You're just a civil servant, not the FBI.

Eva:
Well excuse the hell out of me.

Ray:
I can't do this...

Eva:
The bulge in your pants didn't get that memo, so...

Eva:
Oh what, you don't want Kareenah to make a good impression on the book club?

Tim:
No.

Kareenah:
Excuse me?

Tim:
Yes.

Darrell:
Eva's sisters gave her a cross with Jesus on it for her birthday, the next day Jesus was gone!