Demo Reel

Demo Reel



Year:
2012
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Donnie DuPre:
Oh... my... God. You son of a b*tch! Do you have any idea how much this sh*t scarred me? Do you have any idea the hell I had to go through here? I was a godawful filmmaker! I made movies that nobody liked! I tried telling everybody my good intentions but no one ever listened to me! I was a horrible child star actor! My mother was destroyed by the Hollywood system! This is the worst possible punishment that could ever be devised for me! Sweet Jesus tap dancing Christ with dinner, a show and a kiss goodnight!

Plot Hole:
Yes.

Donnie DuPre:
AND?

Plot Hole:
But perhaps now, you're a little wiser. Everyone you criticize from this point on has a face. In every way, they are just like you. They work hard, they feel pain, they laugh, they cry. And when you mock them, you also mock yourself. You can still criticize all you want but deep down inside, you'll always know what it's like to be on the other side. And never truly forget.

Donnie DuPre:
So now what?

Plot Hole:
Now it's time to go back... and review again.

Donnie DuPre:
Wait! What about the Plot Hole? I mean, I was sent in to keep it stable and I couldn't do it. Someone has to sacrifice their life to obsess over all the little mistakes of the world.

Plot Hole:
It's all right. I found someone obsessed with mistakes and who had no life worth sacrificing.

[We cut to Douchey McNitpick inside the Plot Hole overlooking the Earth. Each time he notices a mistake he zaps it]

Douchey McNitpick:
There's a mistake! There's a mistake! There's a mistake! Oh my God! This is the worst job ever!


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