Die Gstettensaga: The Rise of Echsenfriedl

Fratt Aigner:
My mother... she had an abortion. But I survived.

Rebellious narrator:
The growing tension between the last two remaining superpowers - China and Google - escalates in the early 21st century when the People's Republic attacks Google's headquarters in Mountain View with conventional long range weapons. The attack is answered by the US with a nuclear counterstrike, which causes Russia and Venzuela to enter the war, bound by a bilateral defence agreement with China. Cuba invades the Bahamas, Sweden vandalizes Denmark, and Iran shows Israel that it always pays off to invest in German technology, because... well, that would lead too far here. Let's sum it up by saying: human civilization is not in a good place. Not in a good place at all.

Postal officer B?llerbauer:
The hills are alive with the sound of illiterate nostalgics!