Dirty Weekend

Bella:
Percy's dribbling...

Norman:
Well at least he tried.

Bella:
Better to have tried and failed than not to have tried at all, I suppose.

Norman:
Actually...

Bella:
Yes Norman?

Norman:
Merely to achieve erection isn't that important, as it happens.

Bella:
Says who?

Norman:
My analyst.

Bella:
Well he would though, wouldn't he? [Bella turns to Norman and laughs sarcastically]

Bitter One:
Let's 'ave a look at granny's fanny!

Bitter One:
[the three men are molesting an elderly homeless lady] Eugh she's got warts!

Small One:
Witches... have warts.

Bitter One:
What we have here is an environmental problem.

The Quiet One:
So how do we solve it?

Bitter One:
Lets burn the witch!

The Quiet One:
Ashes to ashes...

Reggie:
[Reggie force's Bella's head towards his crotch] I hope your hungry, cos it's time for dindins! Open wide.

Bitter One:
Have you ever been penetrated from behind?

Small One:
[Notices Bella get something from her bag] She's got an alarm.

Bitter One:
No one ever comes. No one will even hear.

Bella:
I know!

Bitter One:
Bend over the hood!

The Quiet One:
Chop chop!

Small One:
Three city slickers, inside your knickers...

Bitter One:
Get on with it... [Bella shoots Small One in the abdomen]