Dixie Dynamite

Nellie the Bartender:
[to Mack] You remember Deputy Frank?... They had to scrape him off his bathroom ceiling with a shovel.

Chauffeur:
I gotta get this car into the shop... There's a ticking noise near the engine.

Dade McCrutchen:
Aw bullshit!... Keep driving.

[the car explodes]

Sheriff Phil Marsh:
[Talking to Deputy Frank who just shot someone] I'm talking about a guy that has a deep inbred tendacy to shoot a lot faster than he thinks... You're fired.

Sheriff Phil Marsh:
[to Dade McCrutchen] Don't you know the biggest problem I have in catching them girls is you?

Mack:
[Mack just got back into town] What's the bad news?

Nellie the Bartender:
Your truck is wanted in seven counties.

Patsy:
[Pa is drinking his moonshine] Just make sure you're shippin' and not sippin'.