Dizzy Detectives

Larry:
What happened? What's wrong?

Curly:
I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program!

Moe:
Where's your gun?

Curly:
Gun? Oh! The landlady's baby was cryin', so I gave it to the baby to play with.

Moe:
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head.

Curly:
I'll make a note of it. How do you spell head?

Moe:
B-O-N-E. head!

Curly:
That ox can't call me a monkey!

Moe:
Shut up you baboon!

Curly:
I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!