DOA: Dead or Alive

[From trailer]

Helena Douglas:
Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute?

Christie Allen:
Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on?

Kasumi:
You can have him. But what about the other 300?

unknown:
[a whole army of men charge at the girls]

Tina Armstrong:
[pause] Why don't we just split em' up evenly?

[From trailer]

Tina Armstrong:
Perfect. Broke another nail.

[from trailer]

Christie Allen:
Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.

Tina Armstrong:
Jeez, bunch of pervs...

Leon:
[crashes through Kasumi's door] Room service.

Bass:
Tina! It's showtime!

Tina Armstrong:
Dad! Not now I'm in my underwear.

Christie Allen:
Which I hate. Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me I'll never know.

Bass:
Oh my god.

Tina Armstrong:
No Dad, she's just another fighter. We're just sleeping together.

Bass:
Yeah I can see that.

Tina Armstrong:
No. I mean we're not sleeping together. We're just... sleeping.

Bass:
Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss.

Christie Allen:
Oh it's Christie.

Bass:
Tina's real name's Christina!

Tina Armstrong:
Dad!

Tina Armstrong:
Thanks a lot, b*tch.

Christie Allen:
Save your strength sweetheart, big day tomorrow fighting daddy.

Ayane:
I am your servant but if you leave the compound, I am honor-bound to kill you.

Christie Allen:
I Felt the Earth move

Maximillian Marsh:
That's the desired effect

Christie Allen:
No, really I felt the earth move!

Kasumi & Leon:
[Leon and Kasumi come crashing through the wall]

Tina Armstrong:
How the hell are we supposed to get up there?

Kasumi:
We better get going.

Christie Allen:
Well, you're both on your own. I don't do teams.

Tina Armstrong:
Well that's fine with me, any team you're part of is bound to lose anyway.

Christie Allen:
Well I'll remember that when I'm collecting the $10 Million.

Kasumi:
[after landing way off course from the site]... It's a sign.

Tina Armstrong:
Look little Miss Zen Master. This isn't Karate Kid, it's DOA... as in Dead or Alive, as in 10 million dollars...

Kasumi:
[points to a sign] You don't understand. It's a sign.

Donovan:
Our Nano-bots were working overtime on THAT fight.

[first lines]

Ryu Hayabusa:
Princess Kasumi, your brother is dead. Your destiny is to lead your people.

Kasumi:
I will not believe he is dead, until I see his body.

Ryu Hayabusa:
There is no body.

Kasumi:
Then he is not dead.

[Weatherby congratulates Helena on her progress in the match]

Helena Douglas:
Thanks, Weatherby.

Weatherby:
It's Weatherby, but...

[Weatherby's shocked that Helena finally got his name right]

Tina Armstrong:
[Tina rolls her eyes after seeing Helena and Weatherby make out in the boat] Oh, for god's sake; GET A ROOM!