Doctor Dolittle

Dr. John Dolittle:
You know how to do CPR?

Rat #2:
CPR? I can't even spell it!

Dr. John Dolittle:
Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.

Rat #1:
That's yesterday's news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!

Dr. John Dolittle:
Who's this?

Rodney:
I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!

Lucky:
A little girl once called me "Please mommy, not him."

Dr. Mark Weller:
John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.

Tiger:
I just might hang myself by my underpants! I can get underpants! Well, not really.

Rodney:
Ooh, man - you scared the crap out of me. See? There it is.

Dr. Mark Weller:
...John, Gene has got qualms about the new proposal.

Dr. Gene 'Geno' Reiss:
I'm worried that, if we let a big company like Calnet take us over, we're not gonna be us anymore. We'd be - THEM.

Dr. John Dolittle:
Let me explain something: THEM has the best hospitals and laboratories; and THEM is gonna pay us a very big, giant amount of money.

Dr. Mark Weller:
When I think about the money, I get teary... Saturday morning, we're meeting the Calnet people.

Dr. John Dolittle:
Whoa. I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.

Dr. Mark Weller:
Well, don't.

Dr. Gene 'Geno' Reiss:
You see, it's happening already: you're being forced to neglect your family.

Dr. Mark Weller:
Gene, relax. No such thing. OK, Saturday morning. And Gene - no tank tops, please.

Dr. John Dolittle:
...Your daughter's turning into a little wise-ass.

Lisa Dolittle:
Worse. She's turning into a little YOU.

Lisa Dolittle:
...There's more to this HMO deal than money. You sell, they own you.

Dr. John Dolittle:
Lisa, this is gonna be good for us.

Lisa Dolittle:
I'm so tired of that rap. It's always for US, but sometimes I don't know who US *IS!*

Dr. John Dolittle:
Someone had to finish last, too.

Dr. John Dolittle:
I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.

Dr. John Dolittle:
He just might.

Dr. John Dolittle:
I really like this cat.

Dr. John Dolittle:
...This should take care of the inflammation. The only problem is, who'll wipe it on for you?

Goat:
Does Brad Pitt need a goat?

Lucky:
What's he doing with that?

Dr. John Dolittle:
You don't want to know.

Lucky:
Just don't let him stick that thing up my... HELLO!

Rodney:
Mama, I'm not ya mama.

Lucky:
Oh, no, don't look at me.

Lucky:
Oh, I'm so dizzy. All I see is line, line, line line.

Dr. John Dolittle:
So look somewhere else.

Lucky:
Okay. Tree, tree, tree tree.

Dr. John Dolittle:
He just had gas

Rat #2:
Whoa! you're telling me!

Dr. John Dolittle:
How come I can hear you talking?

Lucky:
I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.

Dr. John Dolittle:
Shut up. You're a dog. DOGS CANNOT TALK.

Lucky:
What the hell do you think barking is, an involuntary spasm?

Lucky:
Hi, I'm Lucky! It works on two levels, I love it!

Dr. John Dolittle:
Those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't mess me up, now fifteen years later, this sh*t happens!

German Shepherd:
No! Don't fix me! DON'T fix me! I'll Never look at another female ever, I swear! Just don't take my manhood, man! Anything but my ma... Yo baby wassup you lookin' pretty sweet there sugar.