Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka

The Master:
Doctor! You're alive!

[Alien hisses]

The Master:
I mean - how dare you profane a craft of the glorious Shalka Confederacy with your presence?

The Master:
Why did I choose continued existence? Listening to him being right all the time when I had the option of a slow, painful death...

The Master:
Every day presents a new challenge to one's dignity.

[Surrounded by alien monsters after travelling in the mouth of an alien monster]

The Doctor:
Hello! This is so unexpected! Is there someone more famous further back in the monster?

Prime:
What are you?

The Doctor:
No, it's HOW are you. And how are you?

The Doctor:
I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses, and I do love a nice old fashioned invasion.

The Master:
Tell me, my dear. Do you plan to stay long enough to explore?

Alison:
Stay?

The Master:
With us.

Alison:
I don't think I've been invited.

The Master:
He would never invite you. And neither would I, because I am by no means fond of you.

Alison:
So why do you call me 'my dear'?

The Master:
I call everyone that.

Sgt. Greaves:
Permission to howl, sir?

Maj. Thomas Kennett:
Permission denied.

The Doctor:
In time I hope you'll allow me my eccentricities, Alison. Sometimes they're all I or the world have got.

The Doctor:
Tell me honestly - am I irritating you yet?

The Doctor:
I think, therefore, I win.

Alison:
Who are you, anyway?

The Master:
[ominously] I am the Master, and you will...

The Doctor:
[arriving suddenly] Evening!

The Master:
...come to like me when you get to know me, my dear Miss Chaney.

The Doctor:
You know, without so many shalka about, you can really see the architecture. You see that spiral on the roof?

Alison:
Oh yeah. Very Gaudi.

The Doctor:
Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about string. Lucky I was there when he ran out.

The Doctor:
Homo sapiens has minutes to live. I have to engage the shalka, and I can't do it without you. So... no pressure.

The Doctor:
You're not predators... you're death incarnate!