Dogfight

Oakie:
what did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee.

Rose:
It's just really nice to talk to someone. Really nice.

Rose:
Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the f***ing poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this a**hole wants.

Eddie Birdlace:
Uh, I'll just take a f***ing beer.

Sailor #1:
How'd you like to eat my sh*t?

Marcie:
Only $50?

Berzin:
Come on, Marcie! Cut me some slack, will you?

Marcie:
Slack? No, you find slack in the dictionary between "sh*t" and "syphilis".

Eddie Birdlace:
Why do we bullshit each other like this?

Berzin:
Are you kidding me? Look, I bullshit you, you bullshit me. We take our bullshit from the military, who takes their bullshit from President Kennedy, who takes bullshit from everyone else. And that's what makes us Americans, Birdlace.

Eddie Birdlace:
Where's our F***ING drinks?

Rose:
You boys sure like to swear.

Eddie Birdlace:
No, we just like to drink.