Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 8

[last lines]

Casey:
Am I the only one now?

Mr. Wood:
You're the only one right now. I've gotta get back to the office, okay? I'm going to go say, "Hi", to my secretary, too.

Casey:
Are you gonna f*** her?

Mr. Wood:
Probably.

[first lines]

Haley:
[whispering] What? Oh my god! What was that? [aloud] What are you doing here?

Eric:
Hey, what's up?

Haley:
You scared the sh*t outta me.

Eric:
I'm sorry. I just had the most f***ing miserable piece of sh*t date ever.

Haley:
I thought you were supposed to be having dinner with your wife.

Eric:
I was. It was f***ing horrible. She spent the entire time sitting across from me f***ing twattering and facebooking and didn't look up for f***ing... literally entrees at the table and she hadn't looked up one f***ing time.