Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 8

     

Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 82012



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Haley:
[whispering] What? Oh my god! What was that? [aloud] What are you doing here?

Eric:
Hey, what's up?

Haley:
You scared the sh*t outta me.

Eric:
I'm sorry. I just had the most f***ing miserable piece of sh*t date ever.

Haley:
I thought you were supposed to be having dinner with your wife.

Eric:
I was. It was f***ing horrible. She spent the entire time sitting across from me f***ing twattering and facebooking and didn't look up for f***ing... literally entrees at the table and she hadn't looked up one f***ing time.

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