Don King: Only in America

Don King:
I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick.

Don King:
Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherf***er.

Don King:
I had a moment of religious epiphanosity.

Don King:
It's entertainment, baby! You love my black ass! 'Cause I'm exciting!

Don King:
Y'all probably blame me for that. If it were Bob Aram, you'd say, 'There was nothing he could do.' But you blame me, black devil motherf***er. Let me tell you something: Tyson will be heavyweight champ again. And this time, you'll pay twice as much to see it. Why? Because y'all part of the same hypocrisy.

Don King:
Y'know who's a motherf***er? The devil's a motherf***er.

Don King:
For those out of you out there saying this and that, remember this: there've been many boxers to enter the ring, but there's only one king.

Don King:
I don't see you making a movie about Bob Arum.

Don King:
If you didn't have Don King, you'd have to invent him.