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Kit Winter:
Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie.

Theo:
Yeah it is. Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um - Kevin Spacey in the end of, uh, Swimming With Sharks.

Kit Winter:
What harm is there if you see me just once? Would you like to see me beg? Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation. [Gets on knees]

Carmen Collazo:
Get up.

Kit Winter:
A coffee.

Carmen Collazo:
No.

Kit Winter:
One glass of water. In a brightly lit public place.

Carmen Collazo:
Nope.

Kit Winter:
Ok, we don't even have to talk to each other. We don't even have to sit together.

Carmen Collazo:
Nope.

Kit Winter:
You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other.

Carmen Collazo:
Nope.

Kit Winter:
And if everything goes really well, we'll just wave to each other every once in awhile.

Carmen Collazo:
I'm getting married. That's why I had the... chicken... thing.

Kit Winter:
Hen night. It's called a hen night.

[first lines]

Barnaby F. Caspian:
Carmen, I don't want you to go back.

Carmen Collazo:
I'm not going back.

Barnaby F. Caspian:
Good.

Carmen Collazo:
I'm never going back.

Barnaby F. Caspian:
Marry me, Carmen.

Carmen Collazo:
What?

Barnaby F. Caspian:
[offers a ring of onion from the cutting board]

Carmen Collazo:
[giggles] What? No...

Barnaby F. Caspian:
[slides the vegetable onto her figure] Marry me.

Carmen Collazo:
Barnaby. We've known each other for...

Barnaby F. Caspian:
...six months.

Carmen Collazo:
Five.

Barnaby F. Caspian:
...and a half.

Carmen Collazo:
[laugh]

Barnaby F. Caspian:
So what. So what, Carmen, I've never been so sure of anything. I've never been so happy since I met you.

Barnaby F. Caspian, Carmen Collazo:
[kiss and hug]

Barnaby F. Caspian:
Just promise me you'll think about, please?

Carmen Collazo:
Mm hmm.

Kit Winter:
How many jobs have you been fired from?

Carmen Collazo:
Exactly? 35... in 6 months.

Kit Winter:
Whoa!

Carmen Collazo:
I have a temper.

Kit Winter:
Yeah, I noticed.

[last lines]

Kit Winter:
It's easy. It's like breathing. It's like a heartbeat.

Reporter 1:
Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial?

Reporter 2:
Where's Barnaby?

Reporter 3:
Carmen, who made your dress?

Bouncer:
Get that camera out of here!