Double Scotch & Wry

Various:
[banging on car door] OK, Stirling, out the car. Out the car, come on, pal, I said quick!

DCI Jim Taggart:
[angry] What?

DCI Jim Taggart:
Now listen, you...

Various:
No, you listen, pal. This is the police you're dealing with. This is the police [indicates helmet] it doesn't say 'kiss me quick' up there. [Takes out pad] Right, your name.

DCI Jim Taggart:
Taggart.

Various:
Taggart. First name?

DCI Jim Taggart:
Chief Inspector.

DCI Jim Taggart:
Maybe I could let you off with a suspension and a broken nose!

Various:
Hey watch it - I'll have you for damaging police property.

DCI Jim Taggart:
The car isn't even scratched.

Various:
Stuff your car - you broke my pencil!