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Heathcliff:
Well, if I can't take it with me, then I'm not going!

Heathcliff:
Read to me what's on this pretty paper, Louie.

Heathcliff:
[Louie puts an apple on his head] Duh, what's that for, Louie?

Louie the Parrot:
You wanna play games, don't ya? Well we're gonna play William Tell. [Replaces the apple with a cherry]

Heathcliff:
Oh, boy! William Tell, William Tell! Duh... Who is he?

Louie the Parrot:
[Heathcliff is choking] Breathe, stupid, breathe! You forgot to breathe again.

Heathcliff:
[Takes deep breath] Duh, that's much better, Louie.

Heathcliff:
You was right, Louie. I'm four. I found my birth certificate and it says I'm four. [unrolls parchment which reads "Birth Certificate - You're Four"]