Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde

Helen Hyde:
Are you just gonna stand there and stare at me or are you gonna hand me that towel?

Pete Walston:
I'm gonna stand here and stare at you.

Yves DuBois:
What am I paying you for? 20 years in therapy and I start liking girls? That's malpractice.

Dr. Richard Jacks:
Who would've thought that if another woman came between me and Sarah, that it would be me.

Dr. Richard Jacks:
I know you think I'm crazy but this time I can prove it.

Dr. Richard Jacks:
The next time I tell you I'm a girl, just take my word for it. OK?

Pete Walston:
[when Helen suddenly grows a mustach and frantically tries to cover it up with makeup] I've got a caulking gun 'cause that ain't gonna do it.