Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru zetto

[to an android]

Vegeta:
If you give up now I promise to turn you into something useful, like a toaster or a washing machine.

Raditz:
[to a wounded Piccolo] Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or 'cause you're just plain ugly?

Frieza:
[after blowing up Krillin] Pop goes the weasel!

Vegeta:
[after killing Android 19] Too Bad! I only wish that there was a junkyard, so could give him a proper burial.

Super Buu:
So, hot - shot, you want to fight Majin Buu?

Mystic Gohan:
Fight you? No, I want to destroy you.

Vegeta:
No! My only target is Kakarot! I couldn't care less about your quarrel with the Kai!

Bibidi:
What? By every fiber in your body I command you Vegeta! Kill the Kai!

Vegeta:
NO! You may have taken over my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps: his PRIDE!

Captain Ginyu:
[Placing the dragon balls down] And one more makes seven.

Frieza:
You're certainly on the ball today, Captain Ginyu. If you were a dog, I'd scratch your belly. If you were a cat, I'd give you warm milk until you started to purr. But since you're neither of these, I'll just say thanks for a job well done.

Captain Ginyu:
It was my pleasure. You know how much I enjoy serving your horned highness.

Frieza:
Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them.

Captain Ginyu:
Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the Dance of Joy!

[Ginyu starts to dance a bit]

Frieza:
Uhh... Ginyu, save it for another day.

Captain Ginyu:
[stops] Oh. I get it.

Frieza:
Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't tell me I've hurt your feeling, big guy. Lighten up! This is my moment of glory, don't spoil it for me.

Captain Ginyu:
You're right, Frieza. I don't know what came over me. This is much more important than the Dance of Joy!

Frieza:
Now dragon balls, grant my wish! I want eternal life so I can rule the universe!

Frieza:
...Nothing's happening! Darn! How long is this supposed to take?

Captain Ginyu:
I... I-I-I don't know. Maybe it's happened. Maybe you already have eternal life!

Frieza:
I don't think so.

Captain Ginyu:
Maybe there's some special word we need to say. Do you want me to do the Dance of Special Words?

Frieza:
No!

Vegeta:
[Searching for the 4-Star Namekian Dragonball] Hmm... it's got to be around here somwhere... What is going on here?

[Suddenly relizes]

Vegeta:
How could I have been soo stupid? It was that kid! I sensed he was hiding something from me! He has the Dragonball! But... how could that no-good little runt find it?

Gohan:
[Memory of Gohan holding a Dragon Radar] It's just a watch, that's all!

Vegeta:
That was no watch! That was a Dragonball locator!

[Growls and rises from the water, blasting off into the distance after Gohan]

Vegeta:
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU WON'T ESCAPE... MY WRATH! I'LL GET YOU! YOU'RE ALL MINE!

Lunch:
Doesn't he know it's an offer he can't refuse?

Captain Ginyu:
Gentlemen, you can't make it as a Ginyu on brute strength alone. A Ginyu must be able to showcase his grandeur and fabulous strength in a variety of poses. Now, it's your turn! I wanna see you men strike a pose! One: Captain Ginyu! Got it?

[Observing the candidates attempts]

Captain Ginyu:
You look like a bunch of hood ornaments! The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like wallpaper! That is why we chant loudly when we pose! To draw attention to our magnificence!... I guess I'm going to have to raise the stakes a little bit. The best poser gets a candy! Now do it! Let's go!

[Poses]

Captain Ginyu:
Ginyu!

Strock:
Oh, Strock here!

Captain Strong:
Captain Strong!

Goose:
Goose!

Oggers:
Oggers!

Captain Ginyu:
Sound off!

Captain Ginyu, Strock, Captain Strong, Goose, Oggers:
Together we are... The Ginyu Force!

[Ginyu slowly looks over at Captain Strong, glaring]

Captain Ginyu:
So... you're a captain too?

[Ginyu punches Captain Strong, sending him flying into the distance]

Captain Ginyu:
There's only ONE captain on the Ginyu Force and that's me!

Nappa:
[about Goku] Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta:
[removes his scouter and crushes it] It's over *9000*!

Nappa:
What? 9000? There's no way that could be right, can it?

Goku:
I think it's right. After all, I was trained in the art of Kaio-ken.

Vegeta:
Huh, Kaio-ken?

Nappa:
[Charges at Goku] Why you little...! You're no match for me! I don't care how much you've learned!

Oolong:
Why did you have to go and tell me that Bulma, you know that I'm highly allergic to danger.